MAYBE

I have a massive crush on you. Maybe this website is an elaborate ploy to show you how much we are meant for eachother (because I am so cool and creative and good at coding html and you are obviously head over heels impressed by this)

And as nice as this love affair is, I am sorry to have to break it off with you for the following reasons

• I'm bored
• I only have eyes for one thing (you).
• I am too busy raising our kids and investing in your retirerement
I am still learning how to spell, and I mispelled something on our marriage contract and thus we are not technically wed and the price to get remarried is far to high, so I shall simply start my life anew (adue?)

There will be more updates to this little site, you shall have to check back and get updates. This means that until then, you must keep me on your mind

Sincerely,

Grace